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Subject: Missing tomato
   Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2001 12:06:05 -0400
   From: "Joe Tomato"
      To: Junk SWE

Due to a misunderstanding, a tomato was accidentally left in the break room. Does anyone know of its current whereabouts?


Joe Tomato (ironic, isn't it?)

PS The misunderstanding was not with the tomato.

Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2001 14:03:54 -0400
From: "Felix, Kevin"

I saw a tomato in the break room talking to a couple of potatoes with verrrry shifty eyes, not sure if it means anything, but thought it'd help.


Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2001 14:11:38 -0400
From: "Wass, John"

.... when I saw then, the potatoes were carrying the tomato out the back door. Call me crazy, but the tomato looked drugged to me.

Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2001 14:13:43 -0400
From: "Boudrie, Rob"

Perhaps the potato salad went bad.

Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2001 14:13:56 -0400
From: "Lupisella, Jeff"

He's probably sauce by now.....

Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2001 14:14:33 -0400
From: "Felix, Kevin"

Yea, and one of the potatoes kept saying "Catch up, catch up".....

Date: Wed, 22 Aug 2001 14:19:10 -0400
From: "Piermarini, Paul"

hmmmm. could it be?

The passages above may have been corrected for typos.

Little Joe

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